Save my seat at the Legend Salon,
Superstars only allowed to get in,
World Champions are already there.
Un-spoil yourself, play a free trial
of Baccarat until dawn, get drunk
on spiked tapioca drinks.
Tickle your musical bones—
listen to the French horn ensemble,
rattle a donkey jawbone, and blow
a Fanfare trumpet from Bora Bora
to Cancun, from Belize to Singapore,
and may the best breath win.