In days of old when knights were bold
and condoms were not yet invented,
men did whatever they could with a clean pair of socks.
Before women wore bras, there were no tampons or toilet paper.
Old folks were rare since you could die at an early age
from a tooth ache or a pimple on your ass.
There was no thing as play—you worked all day for the sugar in your tea.
Modern man should get down on his knees
and kiss the feet of Alford Einhorn who discovered Novocaine.