I follow footsteps in the sand

and in the frozen snow

in search of those who know.

Some lose their way,

bogged down in Downers Grove,

and end up hanging upside down.

Others knew enough to buy IBM

when many thought it stood for,

Internal Bowel Movement.

Winners belong to the Kudos Club,

who dance as fast as they can,

and never look up past the stars

to see who is pulling the strings.