Men now shave their arms and legs,
and get their nails polished and hair
sculpted at beauty salons.
They have as many shoes as Imelda Marcos,
and compete with women for designer fragrances,
preferring Eternity, Mont Blanc Legend, and Verace Eros.
They shop for Canali Sienna Houndstooth
Cashmere Sport Coats for sale at $2,395.
The only time the male animal still barks
is when he views a woman bending over,
and still remembers wanting to stick it in.