I want to be who I was

when I wanted to be

who I am,

a straddle performer,

using algorithmic trading,

an option strategy

that makes a ton of money,

holding both a call and put

with the same strike price

and expiration date.

But then I discovered

another straddle performer

who sat in the sultry-saddle


She climbed on top of me

and moved like I was being

bounced by a gently trotting


No amount of money can buy

the pleasure of love.

Kama Sutra is now my bible.

You can have your Morningstar.